Tuesday, July 29, 2014
rate-my-reptile:

Sound ye HOONS!! (HOOOOOOOOOM) thats the call to bring everyone over give me lots of sweets and gifts. 9.5/10 better get your sorrer bummers over TO me and provide a treatses or I come your house in the nite and whilst sleep you shall receive a HOON SOUND

oh lord what a beauty

rate-my-reptile:

Sound ye HOONS!! (HOOOOOOOOOM) thats the call to bring everyone over give me lots of sweets and gifts. 9.5/10 better get your sorrer bummers over TO me and provide a treatses or I come your house in the nite and whilst sleep you shall receive a HOON SOUND

oh lord what a beauty

(Source: reptile-crate)

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about

1. stealing lobsters

2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

sweet sweet erieball

sweet sweet erieball

every time i get a green otter pop from the fridge i’m playing an intense game of chance because we have jolly rancher and warheads ones and taylor threw the boxes away

the look exactly the same

the grim cyberpunk future where those who do not follow the will of cyberchrist are derezzed into marbles

snekysnek:

This little bee is an asshole. It kept crawling on top and pushing its sibling back into its egg.

snekysnek:

This little bee is an asshole. It kept crawling on top and pushing its sibling back into its egg.

the-milk-eyed-mender:

ya im a nun, ya i get stoned and blackout drunk and play team fortress 2 and make overt sexual overtures to the other players. i forget where i was going with this. i’m actually not a nun.

lmao vr sex

after having watched breaking bad all the way through it’s weird seeing dean norris in lawnmower man

Monday, July 28, 2014

dilettantepickle:

Hey you know those rubber wine glasses that everyone keeps posting about

Y’all are just going to squeeze those like a goddamn Capri Sun and splooge your drink errywhere

BUT THEY WONT BREAK IF DRUNK PEOPLE DROP THEM you say

You know what else doesn’t break? Plastic

bye

i tend to grab harder and harder as i become more inebriated and i’m already heavy-handed in the first place

heyreallygiger:

i tried to have a romantic night in with hannah and she fell asleep in the middle of tremors. in the MIDDLE of TREMORS

aw man how do you fall asleep during tremors